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Defending champ · 2025Dakota_TThe One and Only

Breaking: DT18 still owns the scoring record at 207.18✦Developing: Dakota_T has 3 cups and absolutely will mention it✦Sources say: the draft room remains a hostile workplace

Front page

The stories entering 2026

Generated from the league ledger. The takes are automated; the grudges are completely real.

The throne

Dakota_T enters 2026 wearing the cup

The One and Only survived the 2025 bracket. The repeat campaign begins with the entire league aiming at one manager.

Bad blood index

Dakota_T vs. aoutland is officially the main event

13 meetings, a 7–6 split, and an average margin of 21.3. Nobody gets to call this friendly anymore.

The drought desk

SausageMcMuffin22 is still waiting for the confetti

6 seasons and 72 regular-season wins without a title. Hope is a dangerous preseason drug.

Record watch

207.18 remains the number to beat

DT18 detonated that score in Week 14 of 2024. Every lineup since has lived in its shadow.

Around the league

Twelve camps. Twelve developing situations.

One preseason dispatch for every manager currently brave enough to hold a roster.

Title defenseThe One and OnlyDakota_T

The One and Only: the crown is now a target

Dakota_T owns 3 of the league's 5 completed titles, including last year's. The only new challenge is doing it while everyone is watching.

6 seasons74–44 career3 cups

Unfinished businessTug Collectorsjacksongilmore

jacksongilmore was one win away. Nobody forgot.

Tug Collectors reached the 2025 final and left without the cup. A 16–6 campaign says the window is still wide open.

6 seasons66–52 career0 cups

So closeThe Apartment Managerqoutland

qoutland has been close enough to taste it

1 trip to the final, 54 career wins, and still no engraving on the cup. That is either fuel or a curse.

6 seasons54–64 career0 cups

So closeSausage McMuffinSausageMcMuffin22

SausageMcMuffin22 has been close enough to taste it

1 trip to the final, 72 career wins, and still no engraving on the cup. That is either fuel or a curse.

6 seasons72–46 career0 cups

Drought watchSack Tap Squaddinubs

dinubs' title drought has entered folklore

6 seasons, 52 regular-season wins, and no cup yet. A win over SausageMcMuffin22 always helps, but the league ledger demands more.

6 seasons52–66 career0 cups

So closeTeam Slendermanaoutland

aoutland has been close enough to taste it

1 trip to the final, 61 career wins, and still no engraving on the cup. That is either fuel or a curse.

6 seasons61–57 career0 cups

Reputation rehabFirst Down SyndromeShark64

First Down Syndrome is trying to bury an old receipt

4 seasons have produced 29 wins and 1 Sacko stamp. A deep playoff run would make the archive considerably friendlier.

4 seasons29–41 career0 cups

Former championGolden TaintsMichaelKarsten

MichaelKarsten already knows the route to the trophy shelf

Golden Taints has a 2022 title on the permanent record. This is not a rebuild until proven otherwise.

6 seasons51–67 career1 cup

Pressure buildingBONNIE BLUE 42nickmaher22

BONNIE BLUE 42 is one hot start from becoming a problem

29 career wins and 109 roster moves show enough evidence to make the room nervous. The next step is making January plans.

3 seasons29–17 career0 cups

Former championLukeyBoiGmannLukeyBoiGmann

LukeyBoiGmann already knows the route to the trophy shelf

LukeyBoiGmann has a 2024 title on the permanent record. This is not a rebuild until proven otherwise.

5 seasons50–44 career1 cup

So closeiBeSauciniBeSaucin

iBeSaucin has been close enough to taste it

1 trip to the final, 34 career wins, and still no engraving on the cup. That is either fuel or a curse.

4 seasons34–36 career0 cups

Redemption watchDallas Carter HSDallasCarterHS

DallasCarterHS' road out of the basement starts now

Last season ended with an unwanted place in the Sacko Society. The good news: rock bottom comes with a clear view of every team above you.

2 seasons10–12 career0 cups

Draft room evidence locker

The picks seemed reasonable at the time

700 selections plus every recorded pickup across five completed seasons—roasted with recent mistakes, expensive picks, and verified injury receipts weighted first.

Case files: 12Evidence window: 2021–2025Sorted by: recency × draft capital

New from the analytics basement

The highly scientific draft & pickup superlatives

Draft casualties use early picks with eight or fewer scoring weeks. Pickup casualties use additions made by Week 8 that produced four or fewer scoring weeks afterward.

Cursed manager201 curse pts

dinubs

8 draft casualties + 11 pickup casualties

Joe Mixon (2025) · Raheem Mostert (2024) · Jerome Ford (2025) · Jaydon Blue (2025)1 externally confirmed injury receipt

Waiver undertaker13 short stays

SausageMcMuffin22

Early-season additions with four or fewer scoring weeks left in them

Alexander Mattison (2022) · Calvin Ridley (2025) · Dak Prescott (2024)Waivers, free agents, and trade additions all count

Position monopoly6× RB

DallasCarterHS

Loaded one position in the 2025 draft

Diversification was declined

Repeat offender4 drafts

qoutland

Harrison Butker, again and again

2024 · 2023 · 2022 · 2021Same player, separate drafts

Special-teams trutherRound 8

qoutland

Harrison Butker in 2024

Earliest K or DEF selection on file

Late-round theft379.8 pts

jacksongilmore

Justin Herbert in Round 9, 2021

Best draft-year output from Round 9 or later

NFL franchise crush9 picks

Dakota_T

BUF players across the archive

Scouting or fandom? The court cannot decide

Case 01Last draft

Sack Tap Squaddinubs · 70 picks

Verified missing person

Joe Mixon, Round 3. Zero games. Gone without a trace.

dinubs spent pick 34 on Joe Mixon, who never left Houston's injury list and produced 0 league points. The foot injury erased his entire 2025 season; the Texans released him before the next draft. Travis Etienne was still there and scored 252.9.

Verified receipt · NFL.com

Next off the boardKenneth Walker · Jayden Daniels · George Kittle

Position habitWR23 career picks

Biggest hoard6× WR2024 draft

Draft-year output0.000 scoring weeks

Exhibits

Joe Mixon · Raheem Mostert · Tyler Lockett

Case 02Last draft

iBeSauciniBeSaucin · 42 picks

First-round curse

Pick 7 purchased four weeks and a torn ACL

iBeSaucin made Malik Nabers the seventh player off the board. Four scoring weeks and 57.1 points later, a torn ACL ended the season while Puka Nacua—still available—went on to score 374.0. Premium draft capital, free medical update included.

Verified receipt · NFL.com

Next off the boardAmon-Ra St. Brown · Christian McCaffrey · Puka Nacua

Position habitWR16 career picks

Biggest hoard6× WR2021 draft

Draft-year output57.104 scoring weeks

Exhibits

Ezekiel Elliott · Antonio Gibson · Russell Wilson

Case 03Last draft

Dallas Carter HSDallasCarterHS · 14 picks

Four-game rental

Tyreek Hill in Round 2: 53.5 points, then structural failure

Dallas Carter HS paid pick 22 for Tyreek Hill. Four scoring weeks later, multiple torn knee ligaments—including the ACL—ended the rental. George Pickens went four picks later and produced 287.9 points, because the draft board enjoys slapstick.

Verified receipt · NFL.com

Next off the boardTerry McLaurin · Jonathan Taylor · Chase Brown

Position habitRB6 career picks

Biggest hoard6× RB2025 draft

Draft-year output53.504 scoring weeks

Exhibits

Tyreek Hill · Jonnu Smith · Nick Chubb

Case 04Last draft

LukeyBoiGmannLukeyBoiGmann · 56 picks

Quarterback attrition

Jayden Daniels spent more time in updates than lineups

LukeyBoiGmann used pick 36 on Jayden Daniels and received six scoring weeks for 108.56 points. Knee, hamstring, and elbow trouble followed before Washington shut him down for the final three games. Dak Prescott waited until pick 96 and scored 307.78.

Verified receipt · NFL.com

Next off the boardGeorge Kittle · Jalen Hurts · Joe Burrow

Position habitRB19 career picks

Biggest hoard5× WR2022 draft

Draft-year output108.566 scoring weeks

Exhibits

Tyreek Hill · Darren Waller · Diontae Johnson

Case 05Last draft

BONNIE BLUE 42nickmaher22 · 28 picks

Seven-game layaway

Bucky Irving disappeared for seven games right after Round 2

BONNIE BLUE 42 spent pick 21 on Bucky Irving, then watched foot and shoulder injuries remove him for seven straight games. His 137.5 league points were respectable for a part-time employee; Jonathan Taylor's 360.3 at pick 24 were considerably more full-time.

Verified receipt · Buccaneers.com

Next off the boardTyreek Hill · Terry McLaurin · Jonathan Taylor

Position habitWR11 career picks

Biggest hoard6× WR2025 draft

Draft-year output137.5010 scoring weeks

Exhibits

Keenan Allen · Justin Tucker

Case 06Last draft

Tug Collectorsjacksongilmore · 70 picks

Injury sequel

Terry McLaurin missed a month, returned, then reinjured it

Tug Collectors spent pick 23 on Terry McLaurin. A quad injury erased four games, he returned for one Monday night, then aggravated it and vanished again. The final ledger: 114.2 points while George Pickens, selected three picks later, reached 287.9.

Verified receipt · NFL.com

Next off the boardJonathan Taylor · Chase Brown · James Cook

Position habitWR27 career picks

Biggest hoard6× WR2024 draft

Draft-year output114.2010 scoring weeks

Exhibits

Amari Cooper · Najee Harris · Nick Chubb

Case 07Last draft

First Down SyndromeShark64 · 42 picks

Sophomore shrink ray

Brian Thomas lost nearly 600 yards between Round 2 and reality

First Down Syndrome used pick 14 on Brian Thomas after his 1,282-yard rookie eruption. The sequel brought an ankle injury, drop trouble, only 707 yards, and 138.8 league points. Jaxon Smith-Njigba went next and scored 356.9, an immediate 218.1-point jump scare.

Verified receipt · NFL.com

Next off the boardJaxon Smith-Njigba · Drake London · Ashton Jeanty

Position habitWR17 career picks

Biggest hoard6× WR2023 draft

Draft-year output138.8014 scoring weeks

Exhibits

Keenan Allen · Diontae Johnson · Miles Sanders

Case 08Last draft

The Apartment Managerqoutland · 70 picks

Three-week veteran

James Conner's Round 4 season ended before October

The Apartment Manager invested pick 43 in James Conner and received three scoring weeks, 32.3 points, and season-ending foot surgery. The lease was technically signed; the tenant just left immediately.

Verified receipt · NFL.com

Next off the boardChuba Hubbard · Davante Adams · Mike Evans

Position habitWR25 career picks

Biggest hoard6× WR2023 draft

Draft-year output32.303 scoring weeks

Exhibits

Zamir White · Najee Harris · Leonard Fournette

Case 09Last draft

Team Slendermanaoutland · 70 picks

Veteran depreciation

Alvin Kamara delivered career lows at Round 3 pricing

Team Slenderman paid pick 33 for Alvin Kamara and got 98.7 league points. A knee sprain limited him to 11 games; 657 scrimmage yards and one touchdown were both career lows. Travis Etienne was available and finished 154.2 fantasy points ahead.

Verified receipt · NFL.com

Next off the boardJoe Mixon · Kenneth Walker · Jayden Daniels

Position habitWR23 career picks

Biggest hoard6× WR2024 draft

Draft-year output98.7011 scoring weeks

Exhibits

Zack Moss · Ezekiel Elliott · Tyreek Hill

Case 10Last draft

Sausage McMuffinSausageMcMuffin22 · 70 picks

Touchdown rationing

Justin Jefferson played 17 games and found two touchdowns

Sausage McMuffin used pick 5 on Justin Jefferson and got a healthy 1,048-yard season wrapped around only two touchdowns. That became 201.5 league points while Puka Nacua, available two picks later, scored 374.0. Not a bust—just first-round artisanal disappointment.

Verified receipt · NFL.com stats

Next off the boardCeeDee Lamb · Malik Nabers · Amon-Ra St. Brown

Position habitWR24 career picks

Biggest hoard6× WR2021 draft

Draft-year output201.5017 scoring weeks

Exhibits

Austin Ekeler · Najee Harris · Ezekiel Elliott

Case 11Last draft

Golden TaintsMichaelKarsten · 70 picks

Waiver wire preview

Austin Ekeler lasted two weeks after the Golden Taints called

Golden Taints used a ninth-round pick on Austin Ekeler. The bargain generated 13.1 league points before a torn Achilles ended his season in Week 2. Sometimes waiting for value only makes the curse more cost-efficient.

Verified receipt · Commanders.com

Next off the boardQuinshon Judkins · Zach Charbonnet · Jordan Mason

Position habitWR26 career picks

Biggest hoard6× WR2022 draft

Draft-year output13.102 scoring weeks

Exhibits

Tyreek Hill · Austin Ekeler · Joe Mixon

Case 12Champion's alibi

The One and OnlyDakota_T · 70 picks

Case dismissed

We searched for a draft crime. Unfortunately, this is the champion.

Dakota_T left the first three rounds with Jonathan Taylor, Ja'Marr Chase, Dak Prescott and got 2604.4 draft-year points from the full skill-position class. The prosecution has been asked to stop wasting the court's time.

Position habitRB25 career picks

Biggest hoard6× RB2021 draft

Draft-year output360.3017 scoring weeks

Exhibits

DeAndre Hopkins · Nick Chubb · Austin Ekeler

The curse index is an availability proxy, not a medical diagnosis: short scoring windows can include injury, benching, release, or a manager moving on. “No current NFL team” reflects Sleeper's player index at the last refresh.

2026 league desk

Everybody is undefeated. Suspicious.

The new season is linked and ready. Records and scores will appear after kickoff the next time the archive refreshes.

Preseason

Updated Aug 8, 2026

Slot	Club	Manager	Record
01	The One and Only	Dakota_T	0–0
02	Tug Collectors	jacksongilmore	0–0
03	The Apartment Manager	qoutland	0–0
04	Sausage McMuffin	SausageMcMuffin22	0–0
05	Sack Tap Squad	dinubs	0–0
06	Team Slenderman	aoutland	0–0
07	First Down Syndrome	Shark64	0–0
08	Golden Taints	MichaelKarsten	0–0
09	BONNIE BLUE 42	nickmaher22	0–0
10	LukeyBoiGmann	LukeyBoiGmann	0–0
11	iBeSaucin	iBeSaucin	0–0
12	Dallas Carter HS	DallasCarterHS	0–0

The hardware

Glory above. Shame below.

Every champion gets their flowers. Every last-place finisher gets something much less fragrant.

Champions' rowHands off the cup

2025

Dakota_T

The One and Only

over jacksongilmore

2024

LukeyBoiGmann

over qoutland

2023

DT18

The One and Only

over aoutland

2022

MichaelKarsten

Golden Taints

over SausageMcMuffin22

2021

DT18

The One and Only

over iBeSaucin

The porcelain ledger

The Sacko Society

Membership is involuntary. Records are permanent.

2025DallasCarterHSDallas Carter HS

2024jacksongilmoreBooty Tats

2023Shark64Chicharròn

2022iBeSauciniBeSaucin

2021aoutlandaoutland

Head-to-head department

Rivalry heat index

More meetings, tighter records, and closer scores turn ordinary matchups into appointment viewing.

#1 rivalryHeat 118

Dakota_TThe One and Only

aoutlandaoutland

713 meetings6

Average margin 21.34 · Closest game 1.32

#2 rivalryHeat 112

dinubsTwelves

SausageMcMuffin22Sausage McMuffin

612 meetings6

Average margin 24.06 · Closest game 2.24

#3 rivalryHeat 109

jacksongilmoreBooty Tats

MichaelKarstenGolden Taints

513 meetings8

Average margin 24.10 · Closest game 5.94

#4 rivalryHeat 106

Dakota_TThe One and Only

jacksongilmoreBooty Tats

812 meetings4

Average margin 17.08 · Closest game 0.52

#5 rivalryHeat 102

SausageMcMuffin22Sausage McMuffin

MichaelKarstenGolden Taints

611 meetings5

Average margin 28.98 · Closest game 2.38

#6 rivalryHeat 102

dinubsTwelves

jacksongilmoreBooty Tats

611 meetings5

Average margin 26.00 · Closest game 0.42

The permanent record

Records, legends & allegations

The numbers do not lie. They do, however, lack important context about injuries and extremely fair trades.

♛

The dynasty

Dakota_T

3× champion

2025 · 2023 · 2021

↑

Single-week eruption

207.18

DT18

Week 14, 2024

↓

Single-week disaster

31.20

dinubs

Week 17, 2024

Biggest beatdown

156.48 pts

Vacant roster vs. jacksongilmore

Week 3, 2023

Career totals

The all-time table

Regular season · 2021–2026

RK	Manager	Seasons	Record	PF	Cups	Sackos
01	Dakota_TThe One and Only	6	74–44	7588.04	3	—
02	MichaelKarstenGolden Taints	6	51–67	7078.00	1	—
03	LukeyBoiGmannLukeyBoiGmann	5	50–44	5967.40	1	—
04	SausageMcMuffin22Sausage McMuffin	6	72–46	7763.02	—	—
05	jacksongilmoreBooty Tats	6	66–52	7326.56	—	1
06	aoutlandaoutland	6	61–57	7514.48	—	1
07	qoutlandThe Apartment Manager	6	54–64	7193.94	—	—
08	dinubsTwelves	6	52–66	7033.98	—	—
09	iBeSauciniBeSaucin	4	34–36	4199.88	—	1
10	Shark64Chicharròn	4	29–41	4068.58	—	1
11	nickmaher22Big Nick Energy	3	29–17	2847.18	—	—
12	DallasCarterHSDallas Carter HS	2	10–12	1216.90	—	1
13	dillyspanksgive me the tat	1	6–18	1337.24	—	—

Open the vault

Season archives

Champions, high scores, standings, trades, and the specific years everyone claims they were rebuilding.

2026PreseasonThe story is still unwritten0 games · 0 trades+

Draft first. Regret later. This panel will fill itself after games begin.

RK	Team	Manager	Record
1	The One and Only	Dakota_T	0–0
2	Tug Collectors	jacksongilmore	0–0
3	The Apartment Manager	qoutland	0–0
4	Sausage McMuffin	SausageMcMuffin22	0–0
5	Sack Tap Squad	dinubs	0–0
6	Team Slenderman	aoutland	0–0
7	First Down Syndrome	Shark64	0–0
8	Golden Taints	MichaelKarsten	0–0
9	BONNIE BLUE 42	nickmaher22	0–0
10	LukeyBoiGmann	LukeyBoiGmann	0–0
11	iBeSaucin	iBeSaucin	0–0
12	Dallas Carter HS	DallasCarterHS	0–0

2025FinalDakota_T takes the cup94 games · 1 trades+

ChampionDakota_T

Scoring high185.98Dakota_T · Wk 5

Scoring low60.44MichaelKarsten · Wk 13

SackoDallasCarterHS

RK	Team	Manager	Record	PF
1	Tug Collectors	jacksongilmore	16–6	1430.30
2	The One and Only	Dakota_T	16–6	1422.58
3	Team Slenderman	aoutland	15–7	1462.22
4	LukeyBoiGmann	LukeyBoiGmann	13–9	1286.12
5	iBeSaucin	iBeSaucin	12–10	1298.30
6	BONNIE BLUE 42	nickmaher22	11–11	1292.72
7	Sausage McMuffin	SausageMcMuffin22	10–12	1330.12
8	Dallas Carter HS	DallasCarterHS	10–12	1216.90
9	Golden Taints	MichaelKarsten	9–13	1211.48
10	The Apartment Manager	qoutland	7–15	1253.72
11	Sack Tap Squad	dinubs	7–15	1181.30
12	First Down Syndrome	Shark64	6–16	1187.48

2024FinalLukeyBoiGmann takes the cup82 games · 3 trades+

ChampionLukeyBoiGmann

Scoring high207.18DT18 · Wk 14

Scoring low31.20dinubs · Wk 17

Sackojacksongilmore

RK	Team	Manager	Record	PF
1	Big Nick Energy	nickmaher22	18–6	1554.46
2	The Apartment Manager	qoutland	16–8	1612.84
3	Twelves	dinubs	14–10	1475.72
4	LukeyBoiGmann	LukeyBoiGmann	13–11	1558.34
5	Sausage McMuffin	SausageMcMuffin22	12–12	1543.90
6	The One and Only	DT18	11–13	1460.62
7	aoutland	aoutland	10–14	1440.06
8	Lets go golfing	Shark64	10–14	1411.14
9	Booty Tats	jacksongilmore	9–15	1383.94
10	Golden Taints	MichaelKarsten	7–17	1328.44

2023FinalDT18 takes the cup82 games · 1 trades+

ChampionDT18

Scoring high182.56qoutland · Wk 8

Scoring low34.20Vacant roster · Wk 15

SackoShark64

RK	Team	Manager	Record	PF
1	The One and Only	DT18	17–7	1504.22
2	aoutland	aoutland	16–8	1584.38
3	Booty Tats	jacksongilmore	16–8	1575.56
4	Sausage McMuffin	SausageMcMuffin22	16–8	1501.06
5	LukeyBoiGmann	LukeyBoiGmann	14–10	1651.40
6	The Apartment Manager	qoutland	13–11	1472.38
7	Chicharròn	Shark64	13–11	1469.96
8	Golden Taints	MichaelKarsten	9–15	1403.76
9	Twelves	dinubs	6–18	1267.12
10	Abandoned roster	Vacant roster	0–24	127.98

2022FinalMichaelKarsten takes the cup82 games · 4 trades+

ChampionMichaelKarsten

Scoring high198.52SausageMcMuffin22 · Wk 2

Scoring low47.48jacksongilmore · Wk 17

SackoiBeSaucin

RK	Team	Manager	Record	PF
1	Sausage McMuffin	SausageMcMuffin22	22–2	1761.84
2	Golden Taints	MichaelKarsten	16–8	1600.02
3	The One and Only	DT18	15–9	1499.86
4	Twelves	dinubs	13–11	1606.60
5	aoutland	aoutland	11–13	1472.58
6	Booty Tats	jacksongilmore	11–13	1441.44
7	LukeyBoiGmann	LukeyBoiGmann	10–14	1471.54
8	The Apartment Manager	qoutland	8–16	1382.18
9	iBeSaucin	iBeSaucin	8–16	1367.86
10	give me the tat	dillyspanks	6–18	1337.24

2021FinalDT18 takes the cup64 games · 1 trades+

ChampionDT18

Scoring high192.52SausageMcMuffin22 · Wk 16

Scoring low60.46MichaelKarsten · Wk 15

Sackoaoutland

RK	Team	Manager	Record	PF
1	The One and Only	DT18	15–9	1700.76
2	iBeSaucin	iBeSaucin	14–10	1533.72
3	Booty Tats	jacksongilmore	14–10	1495.32
4	Sausage McMuffin	SausageMcMuffin22	12–12	1626.10
5	Twelves	dinubs	12–12	1503.24
6	Golden Taints	MichaelKarsten	10–14	1534.30
7	The Apartment Manager	qoutland	10–14	1472.82
8	aoutland	aoutland	9–15	1555.24